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Bright, refreshing, and emotionally devastating.

Fresh Squeezed Existential Dread combines uplifting citrus with soft herbal notes and warm amber undertones to create the perfect scent for questioning every life choice while maintaining immaculate vibes. It smells like fresh lemons, clean linens, and suddenly remembering that time is a social construct and your email inbox owns you.

This candle is for the overthinkers, the doomscrollers, the “I should quit my job and move into the woods” crowd, and anyone who has ever stared at the ceiling at 2 a.m. wondering if they’re thriving or just heavily caffeinated. The crisp citrus opening gives you a temporary illusion of stability, while the deeper warm notes settle in like the slow realization that nobody actually knows what they’re doing.

Light it during your nightly spiral, while reorganizing your life for the third time this month, or while pretending a new planner will finally fix everything. Fresh Squeezed Existential Dread fills your space with fresh clean comfort and emotionally charged optimism — like having a panic attack, but aesthetically.

Because nothing says self-awareness quite like smelling amazing.

Fresh Squeezed Existential Dread

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